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Random observations and lessons learned during my stay in Bulgaria:

• “Friends in Low Places” by Garth Brooks does not have the same effect in a Bulgarian karaoke bar as it does in the States—there’s a good chance they won’t sing along.
• Bulgarian women have an uncanny ability to navigate loose cement-tiled sidewalks and brick roads while wearing high heels.
• Liquid yogurt (aryan) is a surprisingly refreshing summer drink.
• Tongue—from any animal—will never meet my stomach (as long as Tsvety is watching out for me when Lyubo tries to order it for me).
• Elevators constructed during the Communist era are terrifyingly durable.
• Miming is a universal language.
• Crowded street crossings and public transportation are convenient targets for pick-pockets and gypsies.
• If you are a white female in Istanbul, flying under the radar is not an option.
• Mozzarella is not white cheese. White cheese is anything like feta. If it can be sliced, it’s probably yellow cheese. (A hot ham and feta sandwich is not something to write home about.)
• In my experience, the best airline for a trip to Europe is Lufthansa. Stay away from United and Air Canada.
• Hope matters and must be cultivated. Corruption and oppression can zap entrepreneurial spirits, so it’s important that we use our freedom to serve the greater good and invest in those who are facing the giants.